I dusted off this old gem of a rant I wrote years ago
because people who used to email these crazy chain letters
are now passing them around through social networking sites like myspace and facebook
IMMUNITY FROM CHAIN LETTERS:
This notice will give both the sender, receiver and any reader of this notice:
ABSOLUTE INSTANT AND PERMANENT IMMUNITY
FROM ANY BAD LUCK FROM CHAIN LETTERS THAT ARE
SENT, NOT SENT, RECEIVED OR NOT RECEIVED
IN THE PAST, PRESENT OR FUTURE.
YOU ARE NOW IMMUNE TO EVERYTHING BAD!
You don't need to pass this on.
You don't need to read the entire thing.
You don't even need to keep this.
You can delete it.
NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!
You make your own luck.
Don't let any chain letter tell you otherwise.
Have a nice day.