For those of you who missed out on the online ticket sale for
BaconFest 2012 Chicago on Saturday, April 14th at the UIC Forum,
those magnificent bacon-eating-bastards at Baconfest Chicago are holding a
BACON POETRY CONTEST!
What does this mean exactly? What ever you want it to mean. We want to read some poems about bacon, why you love it, why you just can’t get enough, why it haunts your dreams… you get the idea. There are a million odes about love, but so few about Bacon. Let’s fix that. Channel your inner Chaucer friends, and let Bacon be your muse. Email submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org (one submission per e-mail address allowed). Deadline: Wednesday March 14th at 1pm.”
Personally, I’d go for the limerick, but that’s just me. (There once was some bacon from Nantucket…)
Show up to BaconFest in STYLE!