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All Bacon Cheeseburger Chicago Food Humor Pizza Politics Uncategorized

Hi, Virtual Cheeseburger Nation! I’m putting this blog into cryogenic stasis.

Well, hello there.
You may have already noticed that the regular posts to Virtual CheeseBlogger are on semi-permanent double-secret hiatus. I’m taking a break to work on other things. If some rip in the space-time continuum happens and somehow blogging resumes, you will be notified on the Virtual Cheeseburger Facebook page, which is also on semi-permanent double-secret hiatus.

Follow the Real Deep Dish Facebook page and Real Deep Dish website, where I will be concentrating much of my efforts.

You can also visit my artist page at EdHeller.com to see the other things I might be working on.


If you’re interested in Politics, Bacon, Politics, Humor, and also Politics, please also follow @Bacon4Pres on twitter.

p.s. If you’re looking for tees and other merch, head over to 
EdHeller.com/Merch

 

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All Art Chicago Humor Politics Rant

Roll Your Own Rahm Time Magazine Cover

@RedEyeChicago suggested someone start a meme
of the new cover of Time Magazine featuring
Chicago Mayor Rahm Emmanuel:

rahm-time-magazine-cover1a

Here ya go, internet! Roll your own:

rahm-time-mag-cover-rollyerown

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Bacon Donuts Food Holiday Humor Politics

BREAKING: Bacon Twitter Hacked by Donutnonymous

Today is not only NATIONAL DONUT DAY,

but also GUY FAWKES DAY.

It may be just be a coincidence or a well-planned strategic attack,

but one day before the election, presidential candidate and crispy meat strip, C.P. Bacon has had his twitter account (and subsequently also his Facebook account) hacked by the Jelly Donut Hacker Collective known as:

DONUTNONYMOUS

This morning, Donutnonymous made two posts to Bacon’s twitter account @Bacon4Pres.

The most disturbing part of this activity is their uncanny inability to spell their own name.

At this time, it appears that C.P. Bacon has regained control of his social media and there have been no other signs of activity from Donutnonymous, AKA Donutnonmous, AKA Donutronamouse, AKA Donutnonamous, AKA Gooey V. Fawkes AKA Anonymous Jelly Donut.

Virtual Cheeseburger supports the eating of as many donuts as possible today, but advises you to use extreme caution when in the vicinity of any vanilla glazed jelly donut.

REMEMBER TO VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 6TH

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Bacon Humor Politics Rant

Samuel L. Jackson Says: Wake the F*@# Up!

In an homage to his reading of ‘Go the f*@#! to Sleep’,

concerned citizen and patriot, Samuel L. Jackson

has participated in this video message that I think everyone should see.

via CrooksAndLiars.com

I'm C.P. Bacon and I approve this message. - Bacon4President.com

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Art Bacon Humor Politics

There is a mother-effing BACON SHORTAGE.

There is a mother-effing BACON SHORTAGE. Still going to deny global warming?
Yeah. That’s what I thought.