Here’s the thing about building your own time machine: If you plan on changing anything in the past to improve your present (or future), you can’t build your own time machine to do it. WHY? Because making a change to your past… eliminates the reason why you wanted to…
Pizza Hut is giving away free pizzas to anyone named John or Sarah Connor on May 21st, 2009. This message just received thru time-shift encrypted untraceable terminator-proof communications network: “Nice try, Skynet, but we like authentic Chicago deep dish! – J.C.”