Every September 18th is National Cheeseburger Day!
(Did you really think we were gonna miss this one?)
I’m not going to waste my time searching for the mysterious origins of this holiday,
as many attempted googlings* in the past have brought up little results.
Besides, that’s taking up way too much precious CHEESEBURGER-EATIN’-TIME!GO EAT A CHEESEBURGER!
IT’S YOUR NATIONAL HERITAGE!
*googlings – the attempt to acquire information via a popular internet-based search tool.