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Monthly Special at Kuma's Corner – COFFINS

As some of you are aware, a popular Chicago burger joint called Kuma’s Corner has continued their “whenever the heck we feel like doing it” tradition of monthly burger specials named after heavy metal bands into 2012.

This month’s special is : COFFINS
A sample of Coffins music can be found here.
A Japanese death/doom metal band, they kinda sound like
someone dropped all the pots and pans from your kitchen
onto the floor of a chainsaw testing factory where you can hear the nearby trees screaming of the coming apocalypse. (If you are in the band, Coffins, please consider this to be the compliment that it is.)

The burger tastes nothing like that analogy.

This burger is topped with a messy combo of teriyaki shitake mushrooms, fresh jalapeƱos, sweet & sour pork and toasted sesame seeds, which makes it a bit of a savory, salty, heat bomb. If you’ve had other spicy burgers from Kuma’s, it doesn’t quite reach “Plaguebringer” heat, but will definitely get you sweating.

DANG TASTY!
This is what it looked like before I devoured it. This was a TWO NAPKIN burger.

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Buy things that have cheeseburgers on them!


Buy things that have cheeseburgers on them!
http://www.cafepress.com/vcheeseburger
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Long Overdue Food Porn

Hot Doug’s GAME OF THE WEEK – top left
(Apple, Pear and Port Elk Sausage with Cherry-Fig Mustard and Caramelized Onion Marmalade Cheddar Cheese) ,
French fries (non-duckfat version),

and a Char-grilled Thuringer
(aka The Norm Crosby – formerly the Marty Allen and the Don Rickles)
with mustard and sport peppers – bottom right.
 Kuma’s Corner Green Flash Double Stout Black Ale, above;
below, an insanely good, brief revival of the Dark Throne burger
(
Chipotle Peppers, Goat Cheese, Fresh Pico de Gallo) and a very welcome pile of fresh hand-cut french fries!
The Dark Throne was a weekend special, which I truly hope they bring back to the menu full-time.

If you’re familiar with the burgers at Kuma’s, in heat level, it falls somewhere below Plague Bringer, but at the same level or above the Pantera Burger (Roasted Poblano Pepper, Bacon, Chedder and Monterey Jack, House made Ranchero Sauce, Tortilla Strips, not pictured).

Speaking of the Plague Bringer...
(Roasted Garlic Mayo, Tortilla Strips, House Made Hot Sauce, Fresh Garlic, Pepper Jack, Sliced Jalapenos
)


Square Bar in Chicago has a respectable burger and some tasty beer-battered onion rings.

The Big Square burger with fries (sweet potato fries are also an option)
(grilled onions, bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and chili garlic sauce)



beer-battered onion rings with a side of chili-garlic sauce

Most of my deep dish pizza food porn will be published at my new site, RealDeepDish.com,
but I figured, as long as I’m posting food porn…


Spinach and Garlic with Italian Sausage.


Sorpressata, Pepperoni, and Italian Sausage.

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Occupy Wall Street Explained in Cheeseburgers

Does anyone honestly still not understand this?
Maybe Elizabeth Warren can help:
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Happy National Cheeseburger Day!

Every September 18th is National Cheeseburger Day!

(Did you really think we were gonna miss this one?)

I’m not going to waste my time searching for the mysterious origins of this holiday,

as many attempted googlings* in the past have brought up little results.

Besides, that’s taking up way too much precious CHEESEBURGER-EATIN’-TIME!GO EAT A CHEESEBURGER!

IT’S YOUR NATIONAL HERITAGE!

*googlings – the attempt to acquire information via a popular internet-based search tool.